Because every wedding is unique and special, it isn't our place to tell brides and grooms what they can and can't do. While we're happy to throw around the advice (trust us, it makes us feel useful), we generally try to refrain from making broad statements about what is appropriate and let couples decide what works for them. That said, there are some things that one should never even consider. I mean not even for a single moment. No, not even theoretically. Like at all.

Case in point, the practically life-sized replica bride wedding cake:

(pic via AOL News)

Just don't. Seriously. Please.

Also, does anyone else think the cake resembles the mom from Family Matters more than it does the bride? Just sayin.